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Privacy Policy

Last updated: March 29, 2026

The Short Version

We will never sell, rent, trade, or share your personal information with any third party. Ever. No exceptions.

We only use your information to deliver the products you purchase and, if you opt in, to let you know about new releases and updates. That's it.

1. Who We Are

Verbose Meme ("we", "us", "our") operates the website verbosememe.com (the "Site") and sells audio plugins ("Products"). This policy explains what data we collect, why, and what we do with it.

2. What We Collect

We collect only what is necessary to complete your purchase and deliver your product:

When you buy a plugin:

• Email address — to send your download link, license key, and (optionally) update notifications.
• Purchase record — which product you bought, when, and your order ID. This is needed for re-downloads and support.

When you subscribe to our mailing list:

• Email address — to notify you about new product releases.

What we do NOT collect:

• We do not collect your name, physical address, phone number, or any demographic information.
• We do not store your credit card or payment details. All payment processing is handled entirely by Stripe, and we never see or have access to your card number.
• We do not use cookies for tracking or advertising.
• We do not use analytics services that track you across the web.
• Our plugins do not phone home, collect telemetry, or transmit any data from your computer.

3. How We Use Your Information

We use your email address for exactly two purposes:

1. Order fulfillment — sending your download link, license key, and any re-download requests you make.
2. Product updates — notifying you when a new version of a plugin you purchased is available, or (if you subscribed) when a new product is released.

That is the complete list. We do not send promotional spam, sell ad space in our emails, or use your information for any other purpose.

4. Who We Share Your Information With

Nobody.

We will never sell, rent, trade, license, or otherwise disclose your personal information to any third party for any reason. This is not a qualified promise with exceptions — it is absolute.

The only external services that process your data as part of a transaction you initiate:

• Stripe — processes your payment. Their handling of your payment data is governed by Stripe's Privacy Policy.
• Resend — delivers our transactional emails (download links, update notifications). They process your email address solely to deliver messages on our behalf and are contractually prohibited from using it for any other purpose.

We do not use advertising networks, data brokers, social media pixels, or any other third-party service that would have access to your information.

5. Data Storage and Security

Your data is stored in Google Cloud Firestore, hosted in the United States. Access is restricted to our application and is protected by Firebase security rules. We do not grant any third party access to our database.

6. Data Retention

We retain your purchase records indefinitely so that you can always re-download your products and verify your license. If you subscribed to our mailing list and unsubscribe, we mark your record as unsubscribed but retain the email address to ensure we don't accidentally email you again.

If you want your data deleted entirely, email us and we will remove all records associated with your email address. Note that this will also remove your ability to re-download purchased products.

7. Your Rights

You have the right to:

• Unsubscribe from all marketing emails at any time using the unsubscribe link in every email we send, or the one-click unsubscribe button in Gmail. Unsubscribing is instant and permanent until you re-subscribe.
• Request your data — ask us what information we have about you and we will tell you. There's not much.
• Request deletion — ask us to delete all your data and we will.

To exercise any of these rights, email hello@verbosememe.com.

8. Children's Privacy

We do not knowingly collect information from anyone under the age of 13. If you believe we have inadvertently collected information from a child, contact us and we will delete it immediately.

9. Changes to This Policy

If we change this policy, we will post the updated version on this page with a new date. We will never weaken the core commitment: your information is yours, we will never sell or share it, and we will only use it to deliver products and updates you asked for.

10. Contact

Questions or concerns about your privacy? Email hello@verbosememe.com.